Flat Fart

A fart that is at the same level of noice the whole time

That dog just had a flat fart

by Iggy star September 13, 2017

Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 02, 2021

flat yellow

The worlds greatest street ware clothing prodigy.

Fucking hell. You copped some Flat Yellow

by XavMcg July 25, 2020

foot flat

go as fast as you can go

foot flat on the gas!

by jawg June 19, 2010

Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.

Flatting Out

by crank&piston December 22, 2011

Flat white

When someone's on their death bed and they die with a boner

"How did he die"

He died while on a flat white"

by M-Chanzo September 03, 2022