willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE

“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”

by eggyyyy January 7, 2022

willy gremlins

when you go to the toilet for a piss but can't urinate

Man i was so fucked last night i had a serious case of willy gremlins and couldn't piss

by little wang 123 July 29, 2013

willy drip

a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.

also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.

after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.

by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008

willy feind

one hipster individual that feels the need deceivingly steel ones fellow hipsters penis

Harvey: wheres my penis gone #yolo
Jeffrey: Gareth took it!
Harvey: Damn! he such a willy feind!

by Snausage annihilator December 7, 2012

wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.

If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.

by Siaten March 17, 2010

Filly Willy

The (often surprise) discovery of a penis on a woman who, it transpires, is a transexual or, in the vernacular, a ladyboy.

Hey! Did you hear about Greg last night? He clicked with a Thai girl at the bar and when he got home with her he found she had a filly willy! Dude, was he shocked!

by Jeremyhotpepper November 20, 2011