Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
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Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
Get the Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...mug. The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
Get the Urinal Logicmug. Recently I have found this really scary creepypasta. It starts with the words "Please listen carefully to this recording..."
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
The uploader claims that this happened in a car ride with the narrator and his "fiancé" (or at least in the car that the narrator was in.) The narrator is listening to music in his car and the sound of his phone rings.
The narration says that he "gently took" the phone out of the ear and looked at the caller ID. He doesn't say how but the caller ID said "apple."
He says that he answered "hello" and that it was the "haunting voice" of a woman who told him to turn on his music player as it "would make it easier for him" to find their location. She claims that they are in the desert and that they need the narrator to throw a lighter onto the "crater" of the "pollen" that is located somewhere in the "desert." She says that it will send them an email as well but that it is for the narrator to give the address of the bathroom. They need to urinate into this crater. The narrator says that they both laughed and hung up.
by Drapen August 15, 2022
Get the urinate into this cratermug. Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.
by ccanonymous January 28, 2025
Get the Carmel catholic urinalmug. Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022
Get the one foot in the urinalmug. The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal mimingmug. That one kid who hates maths so needs to piss every 4 seconds and if miss / sir sais no they piss up the walls.
by shower in stella June 29, 2021
Get the Urination stationmug.