autoclave tape

A type of adhesive tape used in sterilization processes, particularly in autoclaves.

If you’re in a autoclave, stay clam and die, because you’re too lazy to rip off the autoclave tape.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Brown Tape

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.

Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"

by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

Cheek-Tape

A description of someone overly obssessed with the minstrel known as Nelly

"Jesus Christ it's another Cheek-Tape! They're everywhere!"

by TMB June 17, 2003

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Teflon tape

Plumber's tape. Used for water-proofing threads.

"Bob, after you pull up my pants, hand me that Teflon tape"

by idk_no_dave May 10, 2016

Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022