Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.

Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails

by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021

Snail Tail

The backside equivalent to the 'Snail Trail'. A trail of hair formed up the back leading from a typically hairy crack. The hairier the crack, the more substantial the Snail Tail.

"Geez, Matt has the furriest Snail Tail I've ever seen."

by ChillSloth2 March 12, 2022

rattle snail

A china man who snitchs on you

The China man is a rattle snail at the dorms.

I cant believe ying ming is such a rattle snail due to his dramatic tendency

by Nikly February 20, 2021

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 May 15, 2011

Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

Immortal snail

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.

Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!

by Arsurinya June 29, 2023

Improved Snail

When a girl is eaten out laying on her back and slowly pushes away as she cums leaving a trail much like a snail.

"Before we had sex I ate her out and she did the improved snail."

by firerock1 May 26, 2020