For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Ok here we go.
A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"
B: "Really! Woah!"
A: laughs.
B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!
A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"
B: Really!
A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
Get the Injured Snailmug. (Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014
Get the Snail-Eyedmug. Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.
Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...
by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017
Get the Snail touchmug. That awkward moment when you leave a skibidi phantom toilet skid mark combined with that gushy goon snail trail. Upon mixing these two secretions you precipitate a heterogeneous mixture upon your ex boyfriends bed. Doesn't have to be ex boyfriend though btw just if you did do this he would dump you.
YO Emily has the craziest way that she left the muddiest of muddy snail trail on my newly iron pressed linen sheets.
by Skibidiphanom December 9, 2023
Get the muddy snail trailmug. "Nathan just snailed me so hard last night!"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"
"Oh my god! Did you leave a snail trail?"
"Fuck yea m8"
by aregnilrac July 7, 2015
Get the Snailmug. Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.
by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019
Get the Snail rollmug. The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
by ReaperJK April 29, 2021
Get the Gary The Snailmug.