Sea Necklace

When you bust a load across a girl's neck or chest after saving up your spunk for at least 3 weeks.

"Hey Jim, didn't you and Suzy bang the other night?"
Yeah, man. She was so into it that, afterwards, she let me land a sea necklace."

by Brohugs_Anonymous November 17, 2016

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Sea Twat

Vagina that smells like the ocean.

Girl, I'm in bad shape, I've got intense sea twat.

Damn, I was out in the ocean all day and I have a date tonight. Too bad I've got some major sea twat going.

by Dr. Jym August 18, 2017

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Sea Gator

An imaginary alligator who helps boaters navigate unfamiliar or dangerously shallow waters; a reference somtimes used by boaters in Florida, possibly originating from a contraction of "see" and "navigator" (Navigating by looking at the water).

“The Sea Gator kept me from hitting that rock by the sand bar."

by W. R. D. Smith December 18, 2011

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sea calamity

A great nautical disaster, typically in ancient times, before smart people existed.

Leading causes of sea calamities include pirates, the kraken, Cthulhu, marriage, romantic relationships, friendships, shipwreckships, the evil dead, death metal, easy listening, military exercises, battle, and war.

A sea calamity is to be avoided at all costs, as is the human heart. But I repeat myself.

Loose lips sink ships. Once one becomes aware that the sea exists, they want to sail all day every day. But we all know love is a course dead set to one end, sea calamity.

by poisonIvy March 03, 2019

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Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'

news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 09, 2022

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