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the quantum nigger theory 

Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.

Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.

It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.

One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?

other nigger: nah can you tell me

nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)

other nigger: AHHHHHHHH

(king von starts playing)

nigger: we not from 63rd

The Queef Sage

The lord and protector of queefs. He ensures all women have the right and privilege queef as they see fit. He also protects a woman's right to enhance her queef experience.
My husband hates when I queef loudly at family functions. Fortunately The Queef Sage came to him in vision and righted his arrogance.
The Queef Sage by THE American Dan February 19, 2026

(The) Queensway

a road that runs from king street in Toronto and ends at Glengarry road in Mississauga, altho most of the traffic is diverted to Mavis Road.
"(The) Queensway ending in a neighbourhood is weird"
(The) Queensway by Zrie July 8, 2026

(The) Queensway

Queensway is a major road running from Roncesvalles Avenue / King Street in Toronto to Glengarry Road in Mississauga. The section between Glengarry and Mavis is local traffic and 2 lane only, because of that, most of the traffic is diverted into Mavis Road.
"WHAT, how does (The) Queensway end like this?, In a neighbourhood?!"
(The) Queensway by Zrie July 8, 2026

Phillip the Quail 

One who at work will forage in the undergrowth of desks searching for uneaten lunches etc.
"Where has my lunch gone?... It must have been a Phillip the Quail.
Phillip the Quail by Funky_008 December 15, 2008

Shave the Quail 

1. Term used to denote taking the feathers off of game quail after the hunt before preparing for cooking.
2. A play on words for the popular phrase: "Save the Whales"..."Shave the Quails"
On the Official Website of Slab-City, there is a picture of the first guardshack upon entering Slab City, where the local residents painted "Shave the Quail", in protest of the hunting that diminishes the Quail population in the local desert area. A reference to hunters "shaving the quail" to eat, whilst the local population "saves the quails" by throwing out cracked corn to help them multiply.
Shave the Quail by Quail Saver August 27, 2013

blow the quayle 

To turn yourself into the bird police.
I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!
blow the quayle by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014