Middle Class

A living standard some 75% of Americans think they’re at, but it’s a relevant term. In terms of income, some are college educated people with professional white-collar jobs that are single that live in simple one bedroom apartments, but many tradesman that barely finished high school that have families live in a comfortable home in the suburbs, but can’t afford much more than a mortgage and enough food to eat. And you have union tradesmen making more money than accountants and engineers, but most of them don’t live at the same level because of their mentality. In reality, the middle class are college-educated, work white-collar occupations above a secretary or bank clerk, but not physicians or attorney’s, live in a tract home in the suburbs, two cars usually at least one an SUV or Minivan, have a pedigree dog, favorite restaurants are Starbucks, Red Robin, or Chili’s, their kids are highly monitored and in at least one extracuricular activity, their church is usually anything but Roman Catholic, Hardshell Baptist, or Pentecostal, and vacations at least once a year, usually places like Disney World. Many living in mountain climates enjoy skiing or snowboarding in their leisure time and coastal climates the beach.
They are a middle class family. He’s a project manager and his wife a school teacher. Their kids all get good grades and enrolled in soccer. Their home is a two story 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath with a playroom and over 3,000 square feet.
by waspcoloredstain March 06, 2018
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Middle island

A town located in Suffolk County Long Island, NY. There’s a lot of trees and deer. Not much to do besides smoke, drink, then visit another town that’s less boring. No good restaurants. You have to have a car to go anywhere.
Person 1: we have to drive through middle island to get to the outlets in Riverhead.

Person 2: middle island? Never heard of it. Wait I think we just drove through it without even realizing.
by Scruffily September 26, 2020
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the middle rooms

The white void between The Frontrooms and The Backrooms. This place is empty with no entities nor monsters, in this seemingly endless void you will hear an endless noise of screeching, if you try to kill yourself you won’t die. If you scream for help your screams won’t be heard. If you try to look for an exit there will be no exits, not even no clipping will work. Your fate has been sealed, you will live in the endless void for the rest of eternity.
OH, SHIT I NOCLIPPED INTO THE MIDDLE ROOMS IM GONNA BE STUCK HERE FOREVER!
by JoeMama4204206969 July 17, 2022
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Wakefield Middle

Awful WCPSS school in Raleigh where devious licks and other shit happen.
Oh crap, not Wakefield Middle School. The synonym of mandatory Hell on Earth.
by plmjiuhnbvcdertg November 14, 2021
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Wakefield Middle

WCPSS school, infamous for the "devious lick" challenge, has people that say that I like fruit even though I dont, and has ZERO COVID protocols (aside from a poorly implemented mask rule)
Wakefield Middle School is the worst school ever!!!!!!! It feels like hell.
by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021
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middle titties

Titties that are farther down than normal. Mostly big'ns that have creeped down over time but not always. There are little middle titties that just grew where they are.
Linda has middle titties, but they're still nice.
by Calloushand January 06, 2016
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Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat
"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"
by JerryWinthorpe April 18, 2019
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