Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Devils Lettuce

Something a new weed dealer says to try and get some street cred

Something a teenager calls weed to look cool

What the Devil grows in his backyard

YO! Dude I caught my dad smoking some Devils Lettuce

by 2KoolForSkool February 28, 2020

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

Lentil the lettuce

A weird person that ruined aris server

Lentil the lettuce is weird

by An bony May 8, 2021

Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022

Dragon Lettuce

Another word for foreskin, the extra skin that is around a penis.

bro 1“Yo he’s got Dragon Lettuce!”
bro 2 “well is it washed atleast?”
bro 1 “idk bro go check”

by Colorado Campfirer November 13, 2025