Fap Fuel

Something that makes you turned on and want to masturbate.

Oh man did you see Sheila's dress last night, now that was fap fuel.

by TruFacesWillCome September 28, 2011

Fap Dragon

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.

Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

by issaru0 February 8, 2009

Fat Fap

The act of wrapping your stomach fat around your penis and fapping with it.

I caught that Bill guy fat fapping the other day. Gosh he's fat.

by TheFatFapper May 8, 2014

fap police

The ultimate law enforcement against fappers & pervs on Omegle. Usually led by a crazy red dressed gangster with a Ghetto Blasta Revolver.

► Freeze motherf****r! This is the Fap Police!
► He is now under arrest by the official Fap Police law enforcement.

by SheldonSTA March 15, 2015

Fap sesh

Frantically beating your meat until you have a Indian burn on your bald headed yogurt slinger

Brady had a wicked fap sesh bro.

by JLman95 July 14, 2017

Fap Ninja

A Fap Ninja is someone who can masturbate on several occasions without ever getting caught.

Person One: "Whoa bro, I didn't even get caught, again!"
Person Two: "Whoa man, you're a real Fap Ninja!"

by Shadowwolf97 October 29, 2014