A sexual condition where a woman suffers from a yeast infection whilst having the crusted remains of her partners semen caked around the lips of her vaginal canal. May be abbreviated with “CGC”
“Me and Lindsay were going to smash but I noticed she had a CGC”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
“Girl you a whole Cheesy Gordita Crunch down there go clean up”
by Lord Hereck April 04, 2022
v. - When a man and woman preform a sexual act in a taco bell parking lot, putting a Cheesy Gordita Crunch half in, halfout the woman's vagina. The man proceeds to eat the taco and leaves the other half inside.
by TheOnlyFreak January 22, 2021
by gruwief December 13, 2022
A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.
"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."
by risograph July 31, 2024
Example: Last night, I tried to pull a Dutch Oven on Cynthia after eating Mexican food, and it turned into a Dutch Crunch.
by DRoclc August 09, 2018
A superhero from the South Park series, who actually has superpowers. I don't like him though because he's super annoying and owns slaves in space. His sister is Henrietta Biggle, although they are non-biological, because Bradley (Mintberry Crunch) is adopted. Also, his sister is totally fucking awesome.
by Raven Ocean March 25, 2023
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
Person 2: “how so?”
Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”
2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”
Person 2: “who’s that?”
Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 15, 2024