Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

coon magoogin

A coon magoogin is a wacky goofy ahh goober moment that is typically known for casual cross flaming

Colton stop being such a coon magoogin

by Sir Heft July 14, 2022

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023

White coon

A white person who helps another race instead of his own.

That white coon rather help blacks then his own people.

by White coon October 4, 2023

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

Batt Coon

A batt coon is a very cute dog also known as a Jug half Pug and half Jack Russel Terrier .

Aweeh look at that jug upside down he looks like a bat and a ratcoon. Batt Coon

by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 6, 2010