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Pussy Bae

Noun
A heterosexual male that is so sensitive that he is cute like a baby, but doesn't exhibit enough manliness to be able to attract a female.

"It's too bad Kyle is such a Pussy Bae. I would totally date him if he'd just man up."

by cap'nsparks April 15, 2015

Coon Fisher

Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.

Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.

by cap'nsparks January 7, 2018