cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

by khaki joe July 8, 2009

pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008