Noun: An invisible cushion that gives you the moral high ground and usually protects you from being wrong or perceived as prejudiced.
by Toddball February 20, 2019

A manager who is completely out of touch with his work force and makes illogical, nonsensical decisions that don't work in the real world.
by Robsocks June 14, 2018

by datdude81 October 23, 2014

An inflated lower abdomen of a middle aged woman usually between the belly button and vagina. The number one condition causing guys to go from noon to six when looking at a potential "cougar."
by Buttmonkeyflex September 8, 2009

When a text bubble pops up while anticipating a response from a text message and all of a sudden the text bubble disappears and you are left wondering what the text recipient was planning to send.
Jeremy bubble ghosted me after I sent him a two-paragraph text message expressing my love for him. I knew he read it because he was texting me back but he suddenly stops texting after anxiously watching his text bubbles for 20 seconds! He never responded. Bubble ghosting is annoying
by GettingMadTops May 14, 2020

by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010

The pocket of air that forms between your buttcheeks when you pass gas, this is prior to the actual release of the said gas as well as the smell.
Bob could tell by the pressure of the ass bubble that his fart was going to be huge... and probably quite smelly
by Valkyrye July 30, 2006
