texastbook

A book that contains deliberately misleading or incorrect information, often with a strong right-wing bias. It may have a revisionist attitude towards history, neglecting certain events or figures of historical importance simply because they are not conservative.

I realized that the textbook assigned for my history class was actually a texastbook once I read about how Nixon was a hero for being able to prevent the evil Lyndon B Johnson from turning America into a communist state.

Ugh, this quantum physics textbook is such a texastbook - it says that nuclear fission occurs because Baby Jesus wanted us to win Dubya Dubya Deuce, not because Uranium atoms are bombarded with neutrons.

Darwin's Theory of Evolution was just a small footnote in the chapter about Intelligent Design in the new history texastbooks that my school got.

by TSPrr March 21, 2010

Texas Meatslap

The act of ejaculating into a handful of raw ground beef, then proceeding to slap someone with it.

Did you hear about the Texas Meatslap we gave to Brenda? Shit was so cash.

by Weef Bellington April 22, 2014

Textual Tension

Taking a day to respond to create textual tension that eventually leads to sexual tension.

Eliza just took a day to respond to his text.

Celia: girl your really sussing that textual tension.

Eliza: I aint nothing like a girlfriend

by Company2on April 3, 2017

text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

textwalking

to walk as you are texting on a cellular device, unaware of what or who is around you.

I was textwalking Kevin on my way to class and bumped into a random dude in the hall.

by muse_ick February 13, 2008

textable

adj. a misspelling of textible.

JSYK, it's "textible", not "textable".

by kadatz May 19, 2010

Texas Barking Spider

The Texas Barking Spider: It is a small spider of extremely minute size, though never seen, it always is know by a bark (soft or loud) and an extremely disgusting smell. Often used to pass off blame when one passes gas.

Dude enough with the ass thunder!

no dude , it was a texas barking spider , i swear i saw it over there in the corner.

by insanedockergang April 8, 2011