School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.

Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it

Damn I got railed by a test in math

by whydoyouneedmyrealname September 3, 2019

alpha test

Testing a site, or game before it is released

Me: Did you hear? im alpha testing this game!
Friend: Omg no way, no fair that you get to test that game

by blocksterr April 11, 2017

test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.

P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”

by Karsen October 16, 2017

Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.

Testing positive.

by cravinbob September 3, 2010

P.N.C. test

Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.

Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.

by TheBlackestRaven April 24, 2023

Sexturing test

The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.

My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!

...she divorced me anyway.

by RadAF September 20, 2019