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School test

A school test doesn't prove any more than an IQ test about whether a kid is smart, no matter where they come from or what they look like. It's just a stupid fucking number, which is why it's a stupid thing to rally over.
Not everybody's goal in life is to have a high school test score when they grow up, so why would a kid having a high test score be important in the first place? It's not going to be the school's rules the kid will live by when they grow up, so rallying for schools to do more to improve a kid's test score is like rallying for schools to make a musician out of a kid that has no interest in being a musician, it's not a cause for rallying or protesting.
by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021
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Railed by a test

To be dicked by a test achicharra makes you feel as if you failed it
Damn I got railed by a test in math
by whydoyouneedmyrealname September 3, 2019
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the zain test

The Zain Test, locally originated in Durban, South Africa in the early 2000's by a group of school kids. Named after one of the guys in the group. It is the test of fidelity and loyalty of a guy's female partner.

Traditionally, a guy would ask another guy (The Zain of his friends), ie: the most charming or persuasive and successful in seducing women, to test his Girlfriend to see how faithful she is to said guy.

It has evolved since then and can also be a test to measure the promiscuity of a woman.
Lets give Angela The Zain Test
by CatStevensEvens March 8, 2017
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piss test

Typically, these are mandatory tests administered at the behest of law enforcement, a court, an employer, or a medical clinic. The objective of the test, which is conducted by means of urine analysis, is different depending upon who orders it. Tests administered by law enforcement, the court, or an employer are conducted to determine if narcotic or illegal drugs are present in one’s urine. If it is present it will likely result in being charged with a crime or, the revocation of probation or, being fired. The purpose of a medical clinic mandated urine test is to make sure that a particular prescribed drug is present in one’s urine and, if it is not, or if non-prescribed drugs are present, the patient is issued no more narcotic prescriptions and is usually dropped as a patient of that facility. The underlying purpose of this test is to make sure that the patient is not selling his or her medication. If s/he has no presence of the prescribed drug in his or her system then it is assumed that they have unlawfully sold their medicine. Unfortunately, these tests are not one-hundred percent accurate.
I failed my piss test and the pain clinic dropped me as a patient.
by The Grottomaster May 9, 2015
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test apparel

The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.

Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”
by Karsen October 16, 2017
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Testing Positive

Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.
by cravinbob September 3, 2010
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Leak testing

When you put your cock in her pussy and balls in her asshole at the same time.
by Silentshooter_31 August 8, 2022
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