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Tea Fairy

A Tea Fairy is a captivating, enchanting being with golden blonde hair, mesmerizing blue eyes, and the most heartwarming smile. This magical creature is known for their extraordinary powers, which include delivering warm, soothing tea in times of illness and possessing the amazing ability to make anyone smile, even in the darkest moments.
I was feeling terribly ill this morning, but the Tea Fairy appeared out of nowhere gracing me with a steaming cup of tea and a smile that melted my heart.
by KingPlatypus June 3, 2023
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meat tea

verb:The act of soaking one's balls in hot water and serving it to an unknowing victim.
Dude, this taste like meat tea.
by doopi April 20, 2014
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No Tea December

A challenge for girls:
You are not allowed to spill the tea/gossip about other people.
You can write down what you want to tell your friends, but you are not allowed to actually tell them until it is January 1st
person 1: omg have you heard what Katie did last weekend? I hate her
person 2: sorry, it is No Tea December, tell me on January 1st
person 1: oh I understand
by idontlikevscogirla November 9, 2019
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Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 6, 2011
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Tea Flag

When your sack has reach 40+ years of age & able to stretch & cover your wife's face.
My wife would not shut up so I tea flagged that bitch!
by Fsububbles & Scott Daddt November 23, 2017
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Tea Fascist

Someone who gives very specific instructions regarding how their tea should be made, many tea fascists will simply insist on making their own tea because no one else "gets it right".
Do you have milk and sugar in your tea?

Just leave it, I'll add the milk. I'm a bit of a tea fascist!
by Rude McDude August 20, 2010
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pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!
by your local anime girl November 9, 2020
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