Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
Get the Texas Tape&Floatmug. A girl why enjoys being kidnapped and bound, likes the feel of tape on her mouth and wrists.
Sometimes asks for it.
Sometimes asks for it.
by Smokey quag July 13, 2020
Get the Tape Whoremug. A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. When a cops bribe money is taped under their desk. Which was the primary delivery method for being "On the take." Which no one in the history of bribery has ever used to describe being bribed; until being caught. "Are you on the tape?" However... Is relatively innocuous.
"Are you on the tape?"
"What?"
"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"
OR
"You on the tape?"
"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."
"What?"
"Oh my wedding tape. You were there right?"
OR
"You on the tape?"
"Taking the wife to Cabo next week."
by Totes'mcgotes' November 23, 2021
Get the On the Tapemug. another word for toilet paper.
by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017
Get the bum tapemug. A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009
Get the fuct-tapedmug. The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.
Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
by Harryiculus March 24, 2020
Get the Brown Tapemug.