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Fart Tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is rewound and played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just played our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts in a row!
by electricalparade June 6, 2024
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Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure
Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly
by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025
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black tape

An audio or video recording that is sealed from the public. Done mainly by governments and large companies. Should the tape leak, they lose a lot of credibility.
The black tapes of the oval office were seized by Nixon so he couldn't get impeached.
by ChinPingas March 20, 2023
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Taping flags

Emily and Michael were taping flags.
by Taping flags October 4, 2017
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fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.
Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.
by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009
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Fart tape

A cassette tape that is left in an old-school tape recorder, so that when someone needs to fart, they press the record button right before they fart, fart into the microphone, and then press stop after the fart is completed. When the fart tape is played back, it is a compilation of multiple, various farts that have been recorded over time. The more people who contribute to the fart tape, the better.
I just listened to our fart tape, and I heard 27 of our farts on it!
by electricalparade June 6, 2024
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Taping

you taping fam
by bhgjgkuhgygki October 26, 2018
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