swiss hammer

The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.

"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"

by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

Swiss Mist

The mist and odor your crotch develops after a long day's work.

I've got quite the swiss mist brewing today.

by DictionarySage May 1, 2021

Swiss

A word meaning cool/epic. Originated from Chicago/ Atlanta. slang used by cumbslattz.

bro wanna see my new car it’s Swiss af.

by Charlotte freedman72578 December 26, 2023

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss Cheese Samwich

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.

Thank you! Swiss cheese samwich!

by 9av2 June 11, 2018

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018