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Gay Sweater

A Stupid orange and white smelly shirt. It worn by fags and freaks alike.
"Hey have you seen Marvyn. Hes wearing that gay sweater his nan made for him."
by boblover101 May 15, 2009
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skin sweater

to be naked. if you're wearing your skin sweater, you aren't wearing anything. same thing as a birthday suit.
jason: so, you took that girl home last night, right?
brandon: yeah, she slipped into her skin sweater in my car.
jason: omg. sweet.
by graciegirlxo August 18, 2009
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sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by rediculously good looking teachers that makes them look even more good looking
Mr. V looks so good in sweatervests, he should wear one everyday.
by anon.. November 3, 2006
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Sweater cat

A woman's vagina that is lost in a sea of bush.
Yo, big cat, I took this bitch home last night and her sweater cat attacked me.
by Rick "Prince of Paramus" Ross November 2, 2011
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hot sweater

1. a well-knit winter sweater, preferably made of real sheep wool or alpaca wool, that keeps you very, very warm.

2. a really trendy sweater that everyone wants to have, but no one dares to wear.

3. the result of a hairy-chested male that lays on top of their sexual partner after a release of ejaculate on to their chest (preferably a female).

4. a shot of bailey's and cognac, topped with fried onion strings.
1. (inner dialogue) It's so cold out, I think I'm going to wear my hot sweater today.

2. (covering mouth with one hand and gesturing with the other) "Daaaaamn son, that cableknit is tight! Thas a HOT sweater right thurrr!"

3. "Jimmy, things got crazy last night. I'm telling you...really crazy. She asked me to give her a hot sweater and now I can't get it out of my hair."

4. "Who wants a shot?" (Sam, raising hand) "After this week of work, I definitely need one. I don't want anything crazy though, so I'll just get a hot sweater. Thanks."
by rudeman82 January 22, 2011
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Turtle Sweater

The result of pooping into a condom and proceeding to engage in intercourse.
Don and I had a wonderful round of coitus last night! His turtle sweater kept things moist!
by wildslutangel May 16, 2011
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sweaterection

Noun: The appearance of an erection originating from the folds of a sweater or zip up hoodie. This can occur in men as well as females.
Oh man, I was so embarassed. She went to grab my junk, and instead, groped the sweaterection I'd been trying to hide all night.
by Paul Penispants September 19, 2010
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