shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

shitendictomy

When you have anal sex with someone, and they purposefully shit on your tool as you pull out. Usually a form of revenge.

"Damn, I broke up with Angus and we had some break-up sex. Man, he gave me a shitendictomy on the way out. I guess I deserve it!"

by AngusStarbies July 28, 2016

shiteleration

Shiteleration- the point at which a person needs to take a dump so badly that once the individual finally makes his or her way to the toilet they crap so hard the turd exits the anus under acceleration.

Jonny needs to shit so bad, once he sits down he will experience uncontrolled shiteleration!

by cumaniac June 19, 2016

shitecake

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016