Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi

I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!

Moon man status by steveo1242 November 24, 2009

Puff Status 

Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.

Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.

Puff Status by ripped October 26, 2005

Pro status 

Noun- Ultimate, the best, worthy of praise, awesome, high quality, showing supremacy over the system by beating the man.

Verb- To steal, to do something straight up nice that requires balls

Freaking aced that pre-calc quiz, i got freaking pro status.

I dont feel like paying for lunch, time to pro status.

I Pro statused my i-touch from walmart they didnt even see it coming.

Mike W pro statuses everyday

Pro status by Soccerdies January 9, 2009

Popularity Status 

What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)

Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD

Popularity Status by ForgeousChic101 July 22, 2011

waterfall status 

When a female is so turned on, horny, and wet that she starts dripping fluid out of her vagina, basically ruining her panties.

Chick: Did you see Serge Ibaka in the OKC Thunder game last night?
Friend: No
Chick: He was so hot, I saw him and instantly got waterfall status

Or

Chick: I love when my boyfriend sends me dick pics, I always get waterfall status.

waterfall status by timmytheripper July 18, 2014

Facebook Status Rage 

The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.

Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:

"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.

Facebook Status Rage by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009

virgin status 

A facebook status with no likes or comments.

HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.

virgin status by aKimboB September 16, 2010