Stamped bat

How a lady's gash might look if it was bloody in the middle and hairy on the edges. Imagine stamping on a bat or the batman sign with red in the middle.

Tilda: How's the blob this month?
Beryl: Dunno love, not been down there for weeks, probably looks like a stamped bat by now.

by dabiscuit September 26, 2011

Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.

John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.

by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008

Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).

That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!

by LeGogh February 20, 2010

Sunflower Stamp

When you spread your butt cheeks and push your butthole against something or someone, and leave a "sunflower" shaped skid mark.

"Dude! She was tossing his salad, and he left a sunflower stamp on her nose!"

by Dawg of War April 18, 2020

Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.

Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?

by GBR Gang January 29, 2017

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004