licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

Sunflower Stamp

When you spread your butt cheeks and push your butthole against something or someone, and leave a "sunflower" shaped skid mark.

"Dude! She was tossing his salad, and he left a sunflower stamp on her nose!"

by Dawg of War April 18, 2020

Resumé Stamp

The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.

The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.

by Dragon K March 28, 2009

Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.

John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.

by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008

Camel Stamp

When you dip your vagina in ink and proceed to "stamp" it on a sleeping friends' face.

Bro do you remember when Taylor camel stamped Donny's face at Bryce's party while Jeff videotaped it?

by GBR Gang January 29, 2017

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004