Ron Short Squirt

When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.

Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.

by Georgebrw March 12, 2015

jerk 'n' squirt

Fucking, especially if done quickly. From the jerking motion and squirting of semen from the penis during orgasm.

With all of the overtime I do, it's a wonder I have any time left for a jerk 'n' squirt with my girlfriend on Saturdays.

by pentozali July 14, 2011

Squinky

Something that is cute yet seems weird and not quite right. Seems to be under the effects of drugs but this is how they act normally, there is no reason to fear irrational or unpredictable behavior.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.

Person1: WTF is that over their man, it looks so cute but it's eating that babies cookies in such a violent way.

Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.

by MaybyAGhost April 6, 2013

squirt

A caffeine free grapefruit soda manufactured by Pepsi. Contains less than 1% fruit juice and goes great with vodka.

Dude 1: Yo, get me some squirt for my smirnoff twist!

Dude 2: Shut up, pussy!

by Nasty Massey March 27, 2004

brazillian anal squirt

Squirting pee out of your butt into the mouth of a very nice homeless man to keep his belly full and warm.

I gave him dah brazillian anal squirts cuz i love to give to dah homeless.

by Squigglespp December 20, 2016

squinty eyes

A semi offensive term for a person of Korean or Filipino descent

Among the modern Asian community of North America it isn't the Chinese who work the hardest, but rather the squinty eyes

by Sexydimma March 27, 2017

squinked

Drunk, tore down, hyphy. You can also say squinky.

I was sooooooo squinked last night, I dont remember shit!

by freepeedicrakk June 13, 2004