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Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter
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Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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splat

The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.
"Bruh how the fuck we gone get to the party?"

"Dawg I got a splat that we can take out there."
by Hood Nigga November 16, 2007
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splash mountain

A ride found in Disney(world/land) where the rider is braught to the top of a man made mountain and takes plunges into water in a boat.
Damn. I got wet on splash mountain.
by Dick June 15, 2004
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Splashback

When you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of crap makes the toilet water splash straight up to your ass, usually in your ass-hole.
I was taking a huge dump the other day and had one hell of a splashback!
by Sky M March 12, 2008
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Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.
Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!
by JoeyD May 20, 2005
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after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.
Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.
by oojuu March 26, 2003
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