stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.

your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude

by conertavoly November 29, 2009

Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.

"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"

by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008

slapping the halibut

whacking off you can also stuff,skin,bake or grill your halibut

eg. 1. Grant loves slapping the halibut
2. Neal wants to have his halibut slapped

by tommywebo March 4, 2011

slapping the ass

A movement of the hand that results in smacking that ass forcefully. This is also qualified as a turn on for some fifty shades of grey fans.

She was slapping the ass.

by Everybodywaskungfufighting November 11, 2015

slapping ass

When you thrust so hard during sex you make a slap sound

Man we were SLAPPING ASS so hard last night she almost fell off the bed.

by Bobsheretofuckyobitch June 7, 2018

Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

by Fannyslapper April 20, 2010

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.

(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?

by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009