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Sleep Math

--The method of calculating on your fingers the possible number of hours you can sleep after being up later than you wanted.--

Sleep Math is usually only done when you know you have to get up early, wished you could just sleep in, and are stressing because you're afraid you might not get enough sleep.

With a normal, not exhausted brain, you could probably do this math in your head. However, since you are tired you have to go back to how you did math as a child, counting on fingers.
(Couple intended to go to bed 'early' this particular night, and instead, stayed up way late talking & watching old episodes of The Sopranos.)

After finally brushing teeth and getting ready for bed, girl notices guy using his fingers to count something, like this 30+ man is all of sudden a 5 year old--

Girl to Guy--"You must be doing Sleep Math"
by M circled and M3 May 21, 2011
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go to sleep

If you're really bored and reading this or making definitions here late at night, something better you can do with your time.
Man, it's 3 AM, maybe I should go to sleep instead of being online.
by it's 4 pm here August 4, 2003
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you sleep

not knowing about something popularly known
Yo you heard about that slut chichi sucking niggas up?
Nah
Damn you sleep dawg
by FlyKid March 18, 2009
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don't sleep

don't doubt me. don't think i'm not 'bout it.
i may be small but don't sleep you'll be suprised at what i can do
by Tazmanian devil May 27, 2006
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Sleep Farming

(1) The phenomonian in which the urban farmer participates in farmville while dozing or falling off to sleep.

OR

(2) A farmville-induced coma.
(1) Example:

Crap! Last night I must've accidentally deleted my barn while sleep farming on farmville! Now I have to ask all my neighbors to send me bricks and wooden boards all over again!

(2) Example:

Phone rings.

Person 1: Hey, Tim can you get that? I'm in the middle of a report.

Tim: (silence accompined by a blank stare)

Person 1: Tim? ...What's wrong with Tim?

Person 2: Oh, Tim? He's not gonna get that phone. He's sleep farming.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: You know, a farmville-coma

Person 1: Ooohhhh... I guess I'll get the phone then.
by [farmville freak] July 5, 2010
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Sleep-stalking

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.
I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!
by muh-drees February 13, 2013
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Can't sleep?

If you don't sleep, make sure you don't take any pills, and go outside often, fresh air will come in handy. It’s even better if you think of fond memories before bed, and something that makes you happy. If you still can’t fall asleep, and feel tired, and reluctant, see a doctor, it may be something more serious.
Can't sleep? See this text through.
by Danica :) March 4, 2021
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