skunk eye

1) when a girl gives a guy the "i want your penis look".
2) when someone is zoned out and looks directly at you but right through you

1) mary was horny and gave me the skunk eye
2) he was so stupid he gave everyone the skunk eye

by nat February 15, 2004

california skunk shot

Sticking your nose up a skunks ass and tickling it's tummy until it farts.

Tomato sauce might not work for a california skunk shot.

by kamode96 October 2, 2016

Mile High Skunk

When one lets an enormous foul smelling silent but deadly fart on an airline impacting several rows of passengers and lingering for the length of the flight. The originator remains anonymous while passengers agree it smells like we hit a skunk.

OMG do you smell that? I am about to vomit it smells so bad, what died on this plane?, we darn sure must have hit a mile high skunk!

by GoathillGary December 10, 2016

hung like a skunk

to be incredibly hung over after a long ass night.

i went way too fuckin hard last night, im hung like a skunk

by anonymous January 29, 2022

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

skunk-monkey

aka butt-monkey, a person who can shave his butt and walk backwards and noone would know the difference

The guy who stole my toilet is a butt-monkey/skunk monkey

by little man September 9, 2003

Skunk Bomb

When you put your fingers in a stank vagina and the later realize that the awful smell isn't shit on your shoe, it's a skunk bomb on your fingers.

"I put my fingers in her vagina. On the way home I could smell a stank shit smell". It wasn't shit on my shoe, it was that skunk bomb on my finger. So bad I put my hand out the window.

by Knucklering August 25, 2016