Singles Envy Day

February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.

"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."

by Awger February 8, 2010

Single Pringle

Being single when all ur friends have a male/female love interest. And sitting there with your friends when there with there love interest, and basically being a third-wheel. And loving pringles.

My Friend - *has bf*
Me- *being a single pringle*

by bish12345 November 2, 2019

dreaded single male

Often seen as DSM and used in lifestyle (swinging) conversations to refer to the stereotypical single male. These are often men of any age who assume that they will get laid or can be crass given the situation.

Did you hear about the jerk DSM at the party last night? He thought he could just grab me and have his way.

by miathyria March 3, 2005

singleton

A singleton is the name associated with women that only have one nipple. The name originated from England, when a girl by the name of "Singleton", who was later found to be mentally challenged, was found running down a busy motorway completely naked. The most distinguishing feature of the crazed girl was the fact that she had a large right breast and a "deflated" left which did not show any form of nipple. Thus, the term "Singleton" was born.

"Holy fuck bitch, you got a damn singleton, get off my cock!"

by Colonel Cocklong January 20, 2010

Singhed

A death in DOTA that is caused when a players luck greatly exceeds that of others.

Note: These players often denote this blatant element of luck and instead dismiss it for skill.

*Flak pwned Husstopher’s head for 245 gold!*

Husstopher: wowt ahts sfucking bullshti i just got SINGHED
Flak: No I knew I could take exactly 7 hits from the tower and live with 4 hp.

by Arty Benjamin July 15, 2010

Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

by Colin April 12, 2005

Jingle Single

Coin money that adds up to one dollar. the term is used when one needs change for a vending machine. Can also be used when one uses excessive coins to make a purchase for lack of paper money.

Do you have a jingle single? I want a bag of chips out of the machine.

Sorry about the jingle singles. I thought I had a five dollar bill in my wallet.

by CEZ April 6, 2007