A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.

Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.

the Shoelace Express by xanadude313 August 31, 2019

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wad and shove

a meticulous method of stealing things.

First, you must go into a dressing room. Then, you wad the thong up in a little ball and shove it in your crack.

“i’m gonna wad and shove this one” “you better be careful, there’s a lot of security here”

wad and shove by wadderandshover March 2, 2020

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nigger shove

To shove an oversized door closed. Only applicable for doors that are too big to fit in their frames. When this happens, it is impossible to close the door with nigger shoving it. Only found in seedy neighborhoods and rundown motels.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "nigger shove the door."

You gotta give that door a good nigger shove to completely close it.

Nigger shove that door before the manager kicks us out!

nigger shove by John Harvey April 28, 2008

creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.

That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.

creepy shoveler by Joe and Mandy Yasinski December 30, 2003

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