shoulder lean 

to lean to the side and be a thug, and make money. YEAH

to stand on the corner of your hood with a duece of Malt liquor and your collar popped trying to make money and relax by leaning your shoulder. I was sittin on da corner of Third and Murry wit my Shoulder leaned!YEAH

shoulder lean by Cooter Brown May 6, 2006

Shoulder Bury

A mandatory manoeuvre for any guy not willing to run the risk of his girlfriend ending the relationship after witnessing his 'jizz-face' in the missionary position. Timing and execution is everything.

At the point of no return, quickly bury your face in to the right shoulder of your woman and, for the love of god, do NOT resurface until you're 100% sure you've regained full control of your facial muscles. To ensure you get the full 'clamped on' effect, therefore completely eliminating all chance of her wrestling your head free and witnessing your best Stephen Hawking impression, it may be desirable to hook your left arm carefully but firmly around the back of her neck while securing her left leg around your midsection tightly with the right arm.

Example 1:

Guy A: "My girlfriend loves when I crack out the shoulder bury because she thinks I'm trying to make an already seriously sensuous moment even more intimate."
Guy B: "WIN!"
Guy A: "Yes. But little does she know I'm simply ashamed of my jizz-face."

Example 2:

Guy A: "Is demonstrating the shoulder bury on my male friend, in someone else's house, on their bed, in front of some people I've only just met, okay?"

Guy B: "Not really."

Guy A: "Well, I did. And all those men present that were previously unaware of the technique WILL thank me one day."

Shoulder Bury by JosephLL July 2, 2011

shoulder pat 

A physical representation of the friend zone. If the person, male or female, does this to you, you no longer have any chance, a final nail in the coffin.

-"hey man did you ever get a date with Katie? "
-"Nah bro, she gave me the shoulder pat. "
-"It's happened to the best of us buddy."

shoulder pat by Josh Brolin July 14, 2015

shouldn't have said that

The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, specifically if it results in something bad.

Guy #1: You motherfucker!

Guy #2: What did you say?
Guy #1: Uh oh, shouldn't have said that.

shouldn't have said that by Mk9084 December 28, 2011

shouldernuts 

The name given to one who constantly sits in booth at La Mexicana that has a picture of a bull with the largest testicles known to man hanging over his shoulder.

Damn, kyles new name is Shoulder nuts. ie: Whats up Shouldernuts

shouldernuts by Corey Birkmann September 11, 2008

shoulda woulda coulda 

having an opportunity and not taking it, thus regretting it later; usually used when someone is saying to the person who missed the opportunity.

Tom," man, I should have bought that car!"
Jerry," shoulda woulda coulda, but didn't."

shoulda woulda coulda by skyebrenna January 18, 2012

Shoulder Blasting 

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.

1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"

Shoulder Blasting by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011