dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Johnny Shiell

Amazing at speech and debate, amazing sailor, calm, collected, composed

Johnny Shiell is one of the best people I know

by marioenthusiast April 24, 2023

Sheldon

A mythical creature with long magetical hair, always sought after by faggits who dont deserve it.

Wow that Sheldon is very magestical

by Tsuskin November 22, 2011

michael shields

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey

michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole

by michael shields mother yes i hate him aswell December 9, 2008

Sheldon

the type of guy you find on a date with a girl your whole squad hit the week before. going out of his way to make himself more friendzone worthy then fuckable. the king of fuckbois

That girls boy is a total sheldon.

by AnonBanksy January 10, 2015

sheldrake

German for "duck". The coolest word in the world.

"Did you see that sheldrake?"
"yes, i shot it"

by Meagannn June 26, 2008

Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.

Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier

by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013