seattle slider

when your girlfriend releases her coffee enema onto your chest and proceeds to grind herself in it. seattle's variation of the cleveland steamer.

Sally surprised Jimmy with a Seattle Slider the other day when she was straddling his face.

by havno February 14, 2006

seattle mudslide

also see cleaveland steamer
sexual act of taking a dump on a chicks chest, coffee is a natural diaretic hence "mudslide"

dude, i had 6 shots of espresso the other day so i pinned carrie down and gave her a seattle mudslide

by k dawg 41 October 7, 2007

Seattle

as a name it would mean:
athletic, smart, short, this guy would always know what he wants. all the girls would like him, but he would never really date, just mess around until he found that girl.
he is almost perfect, and a good friend.

seattles always have great hair

i fell for a seattle

by hrhCofVegas March 11, 2009

Seattle

Cutting a wound on a body part (eg leg) and inserting a penis into it. It is critical that person who is Seattling ejaculates inside the wound that has been made. The origin of this word goes back to this spoilt, yet very fine private school in New Zealand and it was made for a spoilt kid who moved to Seattle. This kid who moved to Seattle loved buying people C*lvin K*ein underwear and enjoyed riding his longboard. Once he was pushed off his board by Allan *arpenter and he ended up with fractured skull. This boy also loved saying "Lets spark it up!" and very much enjoyed watching entourage.

I am going to Seattle you in your neck! SEATTLE MOTHERFUCKER! SPARK IT UP!!!!!

by B33kay August 13, 2011

White Settlement

Dried up love juice (a.k.a semen)

Friend 1: "Where yo and yo girl in my bed?!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, why?"
Friend 1: "YO COULD HAVE CHANGE THE SHEETS!! THIS MORNING I ROLLED OVER IN YO WHITE SETTLEMENT"

by Joe Rosiak June 9, 2005

Seattle

Birthplace of Starbucks, Home of the 2001 Mariners 116-game win season and the 2005 Super Bowl Champs Seahawks. Nickname is the Emerald City. Also has numerous parks, and the sight of "Jump City: Seattle" on G4 TV.

"Those Seattle Seahawks got robbed."

"OMG STARBUCKS!!!!" -tourists

by cecilofril August 16, 2011

Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.

1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day

by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010