Serious Sam

The equivilant of Jack Campbell and Duke Nukem put together that lays the smack down on ass loads of beheaded gun toting suicide bombers and knock offs of doom monsters in ancient egypt.

How many monster, really, are there in serious sam?

by Bojangles357 August 29, 2005

Serene

Serene is a name commonly mixed up with Serenity. In the dictionary it might say peaceful, calm, tranquil, etc. But she is anything but that. She is like a raging storm ready to ignite with one little spark. And very intimidating. She is a beautiful, amazing, fantabulous person who is not to be screwed with, especially when it comes to the ones she loves. She can be as sweet as a sugar cube one second then a tsunami in another. So really....don't mess whit her or the ones she cares about. Trust me, you will regret it.

I am so lucky to know Serene.
Serene...yeah she is scary.

by Terminator_Tasha April 6, 2019

sergeant stripes

(noun) An archaic term for skid marks.

I was afraid to take my underwear off last night in front of my girl because of my sergeant stripes.

by bigmoney August 28, 2004

seraita

One who masturbates with a spiderman blowup doll

I walked in on that guy and he was being such a seraita, and man was he shootin webs.

by zashley November 7, 2007

Seruise

It's whatever the seruise you want it to be. Can be used as a substitute curse word.

"Go seruise yourself"

"You God Damn Seruiser"

"I'm going seruising tonight"

"I would seruise the shit out of her"

by zcb21 March 1, 2009

Serial Biller

An attorney who derives sadistic pleasure from billing his client, slowly but methodically, to within an inch of financial death, usually in 6 minute increments.

Business Man 1: .2 open new file. .2 review new file document. .2 draft email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 review and revise email to new client confirming receipt of new file document. .2 send email to new client confirming receipt of new file documents.

Business Man 2: What on earth are you reading?

Business Man 1: My legal bill. I hired a fucking serial biller!

by Hound Dog 76 November 17, 2009

Serial Virgin Dater

A guy who manipulates and decieves girls into believing that he cares about them when all he really wants is their virginity.

A virgin hopper. Hops from one virgin to the next.

"I can't believe it! Marcus just asked me out!"
"Does he know?" "Know what?" "That you're a virgin?"
"I kinda told him when we first started talking."
"He's a Serial Virgin Dater. He just wants you for your virginity!" "No, he really likes me! He said he did!"
"Here comes one of his ex girlfriend's, let's ask her."

by D_estiny April 4, 2010