Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"

Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!

by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018

semen starched

The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.

We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.

by BigswinginD May 19, 2018

Sambell

Pronounced: Sam-Bell, Sambell is the name of the mythical creature and global anomaly responsible for the disappearance of socks, typically, half a pair at a time. Sambell is a sub-deamon meaning that although he is a manifestation of negative energy (why he steals), he is rather harmless.

AKA: Sock Thief Ghost, The Sock Bandit, Stocking Stocker, the Sock Monster, Lint Goblin, etc.

Side Note: If you think about it, everyone has lost at least 1 pair of socks. Now lets do some math. If 8 billion people all have lost a pair of socks, shouldn't the streets be filled with nearly 8 billion socks, that's nearly 400,000,000lbs of socks that go missing...wtf?!

That damn Sambell stole my sock again!

by SpiritualLeader November 6, 2018

semen scare

When you pull out late, she thinks she's pregnant but finds out later she isn't.

Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"

by Holtz21211 March 29, 2019

Semen Slurpie

Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.

(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"

by sksksksoofoofoof May 8, 2019

semen hall prep

A nickname for Seton Hall prep because they drown in eachother's semen. Mostly because they are gay. (not written by a delbarton student).

Student 1: hey where do you go to school?
Student 2: Well I forget but I know that I'm gay.
Student 1: Yeah must be Semen Hall Prep

by holy moley guacamole tyler November 19, 2019

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020