secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

secret beef

secret jealousy hatred... when someone despises you for no specific reason.

Damn, how she get a car like that? How she get to be one of that nigga hoes? THAT'S SECRET BEEF

by Tameka July 05, 2006

secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 07, 2007

secret identity

when ur a super hero, or an evil villain and u must pretend u are part of the real world for some odd reason.. i dunno maybe so we as people can relate to part of the story line. and it's exciting to watch them almost get figured out.

i personally don't understand the reason for secret identities besides making a story exciting. in reality if this person was a super hero, why would he/she have to pretend for a while he/she was a regular person?

by deenie July 05, 2004

secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder December 13, 2015

Secret code

a code usually used between friends to say something that they don’t want others to hear

jhti hpfehompglge, vhni nmgafrgrvifa hygoju hagrce gdjohghgbi kphogo hpgodo.
this is an example of secret code

by Luv the alpaca May 21, 2020

Chambered secrets

When you jiz in a girls vagina and don't tell her.

Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and scored a chambered secrets.

by Wacka Nikka Flocka April 08, 2010