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second

The duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 132.91 atom.
I'll be two seconds...
by Hundekuchen October 18, 2004
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Second front

When you go to the toilet with the purpose of excreting feces, you tell your friends that you are going to the second front (clash of two forces in a fierce,everlasting, epic battle).
In WW2 the second front started with D-Day.
"Sudden attack, roaring flack canons give birth to throngs of dark clouds in the sky, the air, over saturated with the smell of gunpower, big planes piercing trough the fog with one goal, DROP THE BOMB."

To finish, I will quote Napoleon, a man with deep understanding of the human nature:
"A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon."
Petar: I am going to the second front.
Jim: Watch your ass mate, it is a bloody war out there.
Petar: I know it is hard, but it is my responsibility to do this.
Jim: Godspeed brother.
by Petar_D January 13, 2008
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5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
by Josh July 10, 2004
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second-class citizen

a person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society
I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen.
by RedHeadInAz January 19, 2017
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second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.
yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.
by tragicomedy January 23, 2009
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Mayfield Secondary School

A high school in Caledon Ontario where the sluts run free and the students are higher then their grades. Where the caf is filled with wild animals. Where half of the population walks to tims. Where certain girls give head in and around the recreation center, right shit in the bathroom stalls and make hot or not lists. Where there are a lot of jocks who are ass holes. Where you may hear "Fetch" in the hall. Where highschool movie cliques come to life in their stereotypical state. School that includes the regional arts program.

Most of the dancers are stuck up snobs and are too self absorbed to notice anything around them. They all talk shit about every other dancer behind each others back like ass holes.

Drama kids.... most are really cool and nice but some are also ass holes. They are actually pretty fun.

Art kids......these are the nice ones most are quiet and sweet. They are the kind of friends you want to have.

Music kids.....mix of everything. Some are super nice but then others and super stuck up and annoying.

Boundry Kids range from super sweet to ass holes. So get used to it.
"Dude, do you go to Mayfield Secondary School?".

"Ew, she gave head at the rec."
by smokeajeffrey February 3, 2013
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five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.
When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.
by drew s April 19, 2004
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