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Robert

A Canadian $100 bill. By analogy to "Benjamin", since the portrait on it is of former Prime Minister Robert Borden.
I just got a new job that pays me a thousand Roberts as an annual salary.
by Seahen November 12, 2022
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A weird, sizeist, ableist, xenophobic, sexist, racist criminal who is also the grammar police and a certified math genius who's just overall annoying and rude.
Ugh Robert.
by Eggplant Pappi December 1, 2022
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A nice and loving guy. He'll sometimes mess things up. But he knows his mistakes and tries to make up for them. He might not understand you at times but when he does he is on your side 24/7. In general, having a Robert in your life is the best that you can ever ask for. He can be insecure at times but surround him with your love and he'll be yours and cherish you forever. He'll protect and defend you no matter what. He is very intelligent as well. He will help and support you, even if you are stubborn. He will deeply cherish you. Keep a Robert because their love is so unique and true. Roberts show their loves through actions and quality time. They are the best guys in the world. If you have a Robert, make sure to return the love back to them and make take care of them, because in return they will claim you as theirs deeply and truly.
OMG DID YOU SEE ROBERT TODAY?....
Yes! He's so SUPPORTIVE towards his girlfriend, I wish I had a Robert.
by quirky.mystery December 4, 2022
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The sexiest mom fucker of all time. Has the body of a fucking Greek god. Can literally travel time. Has a 2 mile vertical jump. He created the fucking universe. Has an Iq of 896. Can do astrophysics in his head. He holds 17 world records. Can literally close black holes. is 14 centuries old and has a 13 inch penis.
Holy shit it’s Robert. He is so god damn fucking sexy.
by Lord fard December 17, 2022
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Person 1: Hey, that guy over there is 100% a Robert.
Person 2: Totally.
by Zedslo December 22, 2022
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A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina
Robert won't play golf with Ryan
by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022
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Me: "Do you like Robert?"
by CirleGuy January 26, 2023
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