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Ring of Keys

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.

From the Fun Home song of the same name.

"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots

And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.
by Kubri27 June 29, 2019
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message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.
Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....
by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011
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ring of fire

The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain
"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"
by ffion red January 14, 2007
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tongue ring

1. The guy above me is retarded. It doesn't hurt at all. It's a little pinch.
2. You get a hole punched in your tongue and you can then put all sorts of little things in there from french ticklers to double ball french ticklers. Serves a valuable purpose in the bedroom whether male or female.
I got a tongue ring. It was just a little pinch and my girlfriend loves it.
by Logan J September 29, 2005
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o ring

your brown eye, bunghole, or the muscle that holds your turtle head in.
dude i just took a massive dookie, i almost blew my o ring
by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye October 16, 2008
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chocolate ring sunday

When one person begins to take a shit while lying with there ass in the air. Holds it half in, half out so the other person can eat the exposed part with an ice cream spoon
by chubs mcfag January 6, 2008
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devil's onion ring

anus, rectum, buthole, asshole, basically the poop hole
That girl is sooo hot I would eat her devil's onion ring
by Squirelmaster May 15, 2006
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