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Retarded Badger 

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions
Retarded Badger by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

Retarded Caveman 

Before anticipated intercourse (anally, orally, vaginally, etc...), you shave off all your pubic hair. If you do not have a large amount, please ask your partner to chip in. Place the collected pubic hair into a baggie or something to keep it safe during sex. Immediately before ejaculation, place penis or vagina on the forehead of your partner. Proceed to let the bodily fluid spew between their hairline and their brow. Once finished, use a soft paintbrush or tissue to smear or paint the fluid on the forehead in an even fashion. When you have good coverage, place the collected pubic hair onto the area. Ask you partner to hold still until dry.
Damn! That girl's hairline is so low, she looks like a retarded caveman!

retarded mf 

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom
bro im a retarded mf
wait what
retarded mf by rose kai is king March 2, 2021

retarded white trash 

retarded white trash by Jmers March 26, 2017

retarded cat 

Crazy pawing motion made by devon, heather and emily at the concert. we wanted his body... hence the pawing like a cat...

this in-turn created the group which is now still unknown to everyone on the face of the earth but the three of us and a few random cool kids like us...
"Oh my god that singer guy is hot, lets all make the retarded cat motion to see if we can get his attention. Maybe then he will sacrifice his body to us!"
retarded cat by Emily November 19, 2004

Retarded South Islander 

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island
"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"