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Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.
Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends
by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015
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relationship roofie

the figmental narcotic that, when ingested, causes the victim to become atrociously enamored with their significant other while in public. Individuals under the influence of the drug are known to embarrassingly coo at their partner, disclose their innermost feelings to said partner and often times are said to borderline make-out with them, all while in the company of complete strangers.

Other side effects include, but are not limited to:

- Debating over names of a yet-to-be-purchased pet
- Cocooning on the subway
- Giving an 'off to war' goodbye despite the fact that the victims will be reunited later that same afternoon
"I can't be held responsible for what I told you last night, someone clearly dropped a relationship roofie in my beer"
by SummerofJuly August 14, 2009
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Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever
Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them
by Laney6728 April 25, 2017
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Relationship Arm

The arm that becomes trapped and useless while spooning or otherwise snuggling with your partner.
"Jim graciously took the role of big spoon so Mary wouldn't have to have relationship arm"
by VicGoria January 26, 2014
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A good relationship

Person: Hey do you have a good relationship?

Person 2: No I don't and neverwill
by [Senpai] February 22, 2021
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That™ Relationship

The relationship in which the two people in it argue and one or more people in it is an asshole
Cora: Marc was such an asshole last night.
Me: Don't be in That™ Relationship
by JitteryMeg October 9, 2019
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Relationship saturated

Polyamory term for unable to sustain any additional relationships
my mind and emotions can't handle any more Romantic relationship so I am relationship saturated.
by PolyWife April 25, 2017
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