Readnour

1. The fancy name for spam.
2. Another name for a medieval castle.
3. A kind of sock made from the leftover heart strings of llamas.
4. Cunning, evil, nefarious person.

"Man...you are such a Readnour."

"Damn it, my inbox is full of Readnour."

"Have you ever visited the Readnours in Germany?"

"If you are going to go outside, then you have to go put your readnours on."

by soulofdiscretion October 25, 2009

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

Reakend

A Reakend is a weekend ritual for guys. You sit all day in your man cave (bedroom, basement, living room, etc.) and be completely lazy. This consists of playing video games most of the time, not showering, not changing clothes, and not being hygenic at all. The Guy-d-lines say you can leave to, jerk off, go to the store, bathroom breaks and have sex with your girlfriend.

Girls may particapate in the Reakend but only with thier boyfriends, otherwise its just gross.

Jon- Mom leave me alone saturday and sunday, im haveing a Reakend with Meagan.
Mom- Thats gross
Jon- No it't not, I'm a dude so its okay and if Meagans with me it's fine.

by xRAWxHYDEx June 1, 2011

radenfreude

1) radenfreude - is pleasure derived from the radness of others.1 This word is taken from the German language. The literal English translation is 'Rad-Joy'. It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another succeed or enjoy life. It is also borrowed by some other languages.

Norm has such a bad case of radenfreude, that guy wants to see the world have a rad life.

by drawnout June 23, 2014

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016