Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

Racker

Someone who successfully collects difficult to find sports memorabilia like autographs or trading cards.

You are lucky you got Willie Mays' autograph! You are such a racker.

by dpost January 8, 2010

big red rocket of love

A song by Reverend Horton Heat. Could also mean a dog boner.

"EEEEEEW! LOOK AT THAT SLIMY RED THING ON YOUR DOG!"

"It's the Big Red Rocket of Love!"

by Doggy Boner September 30, 2004

crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.

Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.

by axaxyup October 22, 2003

Racktimus Prime

Used to describe a girl with great looking or big breasts. Added nerd value because of Transformers reference.

Did you see Charlie's new girlfriend?

Oh yeah! Racktimus Prime for sure!

by dsource May 20, 2009

ROCKET LAOWNCHER

A word that is constantly being yelled out while playing the Metal Slug series.

"Take a shot every time the game says 'rocket laowncher!' if you want to die from alcohol poisoning."- gamestop.com

by PassionateFruit July 8, 2009

Racktacular

An outstandingly attractive pair of breasts.

Guy 1: So what do you think of the new girl?

Guy 2: She's got quite a set on her.

Guy 1: Agreed, to say they're racktacular would be putting it mildly.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 7, 2009