dusty puddles

a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨

“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”

“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”

by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020

puddle fuck

A Puddle Fuck is the act of a person (man woman or other) fucking a woman until she has squirted that much that she is lying in a puddle; hence puddle fuck

Babe I want to puddle fuck you...
He screwed me so much last night, it was a total puddle fuck.

by Scottish edgit June 19, 2018

puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

puddle and foff

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.

damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep

by puzzydeztroyer April 15, 2022

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.

Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.

by Martinb June 13, 2012