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by Matthew Bishop October 30, 2008
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Palin

A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.

Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.

“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.

“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”

“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”

“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
by Mr. Snowmanpants January 10, 2010
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Palindrone

The inane chatter spilled forth while Sarah Palin desperately tries to answer a simple question without really answering it, or resorting to English.

OR

The regurgitated nonsensical talking points Sarah Palin parrots for reporters under tightly controlled circumstances.
Katie Couric asked Palin whether she believes that "the Pakistani government is protecting al-Qaeda within its borders." This was Sarah's Palindrone:

"I don't believe that new President Asif Ali Zardari has that mission at all. But no, the Pakistani people also, they want freedom. They want democratic values to be allowed in their country, also. They understand the dangers of terrorists having a stronghold in regions of their country, also. And I believe that they, too, want to rid not only their country, but the world, of violent Islamic terrorists."
by Kaltros February 20, 2009
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Palined

To mess something up or impale yourself.
Dude, I totally palined that interview today. I'll never get the job now!
by hellcatv April 2, 2009
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Palin Powerpoint

Noun; Notes, written on ones hand, used to aid in a presentation or speech.
Dude, just get a Sharpie and make up a quick Palin Powerpoint.
by OccraRacer October 6, 2010
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sarah palin

Dude, that guy who short changed me is totally Sarah Palin.
by The last Hope really February 10, 2010
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Palinist

Anybody who thinks that abortion should be illegal.

See: Right-Wing Sarah Palin
Those damn right-wing palinist assholes don't comprehend Roe v. Wade at all.
by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion February 28, 2009
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